|Whip scorpions also spray acid|
...but out of their other end
Saturday, 26 August 2017
Thursday, 25 May 2017
Tuesday, 2 May 2017
|Actually a photoshopped jaguar...|
Sunday, 2 April 2017
|In Basic Edition, blink dogs were said to resemble dingos|
As always, let's begin by seeing what the primary source material has to say about the creatures, using an admittedly incomplete sampling of various editions:
Tuesday, 28 February 2017
|No, I'm not very good with Photoshop...|
In our reality, though, they couldn't exist, since they mix and match mammalian and avian features in a way that doesn't happen in natural evolution. Even in the world of D&D they're usually said to be the creation of some long-dead wizard, rather than something natural - although it's worth noting that other hybrid creatures, such as griffons, aren't regarded in the same way. Still, it's at least interesting, for someone like me who writes a lot about real world animals, to consider how such a creature would work if, somehow, it really existed.
Monday, 16 January 2017
But this set me to wondering what the dire wolves of D&D would be like if they actually existed. It's an easier question to consider than what, say, a griffon might be like, since we do at least have real wolves to compare them to. A griffon, by contrast, may have radically different interpretations in different games, novels, or even real-world legends.
But even dire wolves, close though they are to real animals, vary noticeably between different interpretations. Those in GoT appear to be larger, slightly more intelligent versions of real wolves,which doesn't quite fit their depiction in D&D, despite the obviously similar source material. So what could we reasonably say about D&D-style dire wolves?
Let's begin by defining the animal we're talking about. I'll look at the versions in three different editions of the Monster Manual, not using other sources that may have expanded on them (of which there are doubtless many, official and otherwise).